Ingredients:
- 1 (16 oz / 450g) jar Dill Pickle Spears or Sandwich Chips, drained well
- Plenty of Paper Towels
- 1 cup (120g) All-Purpose Flour
- 1/4 cup (30g) Cornstarch (or Potato Starch)
- 1 teaspoon Smoked Paprika
- 1/4 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper (optional)
- 1/2 teaspoon Salt
- 1/2 teaspoon Black Pepper
- 2 Large Eggs
- 1/2 cup (120ml) Buttermilk (or milk with 1 tsp lemon juice)
- 1 teaspoon Hot Sauce (e.g., Frank's RedHot)
- 1 1/2 cups (90g) Panko Breadcrumbs
- 3-4 cups Vegetable Oil, Canola Oil, or Peanut Oil for frying
- Fine sea salt for seasoning
- 1/2 cup (120g) Mayonnaise (for dip)
- 1/4 cup (60g) Sour Cream or Plain Greek Yogurt (for dip)
- 1 tablespoon Buttermilk (for dip)
- 1 teaspoon Dried Dill Weed (for dip)
- 1/2 teaspoon Garlic Powder (for dip)
- 1/4 teaspoon Onion Powder (for dip)
- 1/2 teaspoon Smoked Paprika (for dip)
Instructions:
- Thoroughly drain the pickle chips. Lay them in a single layer on a large stack of paper towels. Pat them aggressively dry with more paper towels. Moisture is the enemy of crispness! Set aside.
- Set up the breading stations in three shallow dishes: 1) Flour Mix (Flour, Cornstarch, Spices, Salt, Pepper), 2) Wet Batter (Eggs, Buttermilk, Hot Sauce), and 3) Panko Breadcrumbs.
- Pour oil into the skillet to a depth of 1.5 inches. Attach the thermometer and heat the oil to a consistent 375°F (190°C).
- Working in small batches, bread the pickles: Lightly dredge in the Flour Mix (shaking off excess), dip fully into the Wet Batter, then press firmly into the Panko Breadcrumbs to ensure a full, thick coating.
- Allow the breaded chips to rest for 5 minutes before frying to help the coating adhere.
- Carefully lower 8–10 chips into the hot oil using tongs. Fry for 2–3 minutes per side until deep golden brown and visibly crunchy.
- Remove the chips immediately and place them on a wire cooling rack set over a baking sheet (do not use paper towels, as this steams the bottom). Sprinkle lightly with fine sea salt immediately while hot.
- While chips drain, whisk together all Smoky Ranch Dip ingredients (Mayonnaise, Sour Cream, Buttermilk, Dill, Spices) until smooth. Taste and adjust seasoning.
- Serve the hot, Crunchy Pickle Chips immediately alongside the cool, smoky dip.